Have you ever sat through a 12-step meeting where someone named Debbie monopolizes the entire share time? Where a 60-minute meeting becomes 90 minutes because Debbie has "just one more thing" to add? You're not alone. This coalition is dedicated to reclaiming our meeting time and supporting those affected by chronic over-sharing.
Disclaimer: This site is entirely satirical and not directed at any specific real person named Debbie. If your name is Debbie and you respect the meeting timer, we salute you! You're the exception that proves the rule.
Founded in the aftermath of the Great Debbie Monologue of 2023 (a three-hour share about her cat's dietary preferences), our group has grown from a small support group to an international movement with thousands of recovery meeting attendees who have all had enough of Debbie's time-consuming shares.
Our mission is simple: preserve meeting time, support the traumatized, and develop healthy coping mechanisms for when Debbie inevitably says, "I'll keep it brief, but..."
Check today's Meeting Runtime Prediction:
Today's Meeting Prediction: Severe - Debbie just ended a 3-week relationship and has "a lot to process" during her share today. Expected meeting length: 2.5 hours. Bring snacks.
Step 1: We admitted we were powerless over Debbie's shares—that our meetings had become unmanageable.
Join us for a special workshop on setting healthy boundaries, assertive timekeeper training, and emergency meeting evacuation strategies.
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